New slogans for SMRT

Extracted from Sammyboy Alfresco Coffee Shop

After all the track jumping incidents, I think SMRT need to embark on a PR campaign.

Maybe they can consider using the following slogans to make Singapore's Mass Rapid Terminator sound hip and happening:

1) SMRT - World class transport to die for.

2) SMRT - A hit with the locals!

3) SMRT - Our efficiency will knock you off your feet!

4) SMRT - (Re)Moving Singaporeans come rain or shine!

5) SMRT - Sending you to a better place.

6) SMRT - Mowing People, terminating life.