Designer vaginas

While I'm still toying with the idea of a smaller nose, the ladies in North America skip right down:

Excerpts from LittleSpeck

"Dr Matlock is a colourful pioneer in a controversial - and growing -
frontier of plastic surgery: nipping and tucking vaginas.

Patients from the US and more than 30 other countries pay thousands of dollars for his "designer vagina," a purely esthetic procedure that includes shortening or plumping up the labia, or vaginal lips."