I just attended the *yawn* event at MOS earlier this evening.
The results were already out so basically you get to see the more popular ones sashay frequently on the stage, get to play mindless games to stoke the horny women in the front roll.
I also got to see some invited performers like Sylvester Sim(He sure looks cockier in real-life), Kelly Poon(She needs to cut down on the make up) and one more dunno what's his name.
Mark Zee(The guy who dated, and dumped, Rachel from Eye for a Guy) was there too, with about 6 babes surrounding him. With companions like that, who need Rachel! haha.
And after enduring 3 hours of non-stop female oriented lametertainment(and I MUST have 2 gays standing in front of me, with one keep bending over *face palm*), I came to realised what is the few criterias one must possess to be the hottest guy around. Who knows, you may be in the next edition of Cleo.
So this is what you need:
How best you can slang and how best you can look like an ABC will corelate with the decibel of the audiences' applause.
Now if you excuse me, I need to practise my Engrish....
The results were already out so basically you get to see the more popular ones sashay frequently on the stage, get to play mindless games to stoke the horny women in the front roll.
I also got to see some invited performers like Sylvester Sim(He sure looks cockier in real-life), Kelly Poon(She needs to cut down on the make up) and one more dunno what's his name.
Mark Zee(The guy who dated, and dumped, Rachel from Eye for a Guy) was there too, with about 6 babes surrounding him. With companions like that, who need Rachel! haha.
And after enduring 3 hours of non-stop female oriented lametertainment(and I MUST have 2 gays standing in front of me, with one keep bending over *face palm*), I came to realised what is the few criterias one must possess to be the hottest guy around. Who knows, you may be in the next edition of Cleo.
So this is what you need:
- A gaunt face. None of the guys have baby fats on their cheeks.
- Sharp nose
- Thick, manicured eye brow
- Eye bags for that puppy look
- And most importantly, you must talk like an ang-moh.
How best you can slang and how best you can look like an ABC will corelate with the decibel of the audiences' applause.
Now if you excuse me, I need to practise my Engrish....
3 comments:
haha,
just googled 'cleo-most eligible 2006' to check out one of my mates and came across ur review. its hilarious, and i for one wld've def been more entertained at the 'Wan Pao eligible Ah Pek contest next door' than at some (not very)pretty boy strut-fest.
glad you liked it. review of missy universe coming up soon..
Now THIS should be a longer entry.
Looking forward to it =)
if this turns out to also be 'lamentertainment' u can always start a competition for 'miss ah lian 2006'.......
btw, why does malaysia, hk and s'pore always choose the most sickly looking (ie 'i never do anything fun outdoors and want to look like a vampire who hasn't fed for too long)miss whatevers?
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