Don't you feel there are some resemblance between the two?
The first one, I'd personally witnessed. They can be your good friends, very tame people whom you know for all your life.
But put them behind a wheel, you would think your army sergant's soul entered their body. Once they put their car into D(emonic) gear, they will turned into the most obnoxious person who starts to talk in the most colorful language about to body's anatomy and parents.
The same goes for maid users. Some of these people are well known and very established in their careers. They had been through and overcome all kind of stressful situations to reach where they are but somehow a maid from overseas is a bit tad difficult to handle.
You need to use cig butts, hot burning oil, iron, all kind of household utensils to stress-test them. Just like the lab coat guy in Dynamo commercial, trying his best to abuse the white shirt.
But there's no Dynamo to relieve the maid.
.
.
.
How come these normal people can all of the suddenly become violence-loving, supremely agitated individuals? Is it the rat race environment? The genetic food that we eat? The polluted air that we breathe? Our education system?
Personally I think Singaporeans are like a piece of highly stretched rubber band. Very tense all the time. "Stretched" by money problems, work demands and relationship problems with partners who are also facing the same shit. A little more pull, SNAP!
In an environment whereby anger can only be vented in front of a keyboard(at best published in The Forum), there is only so much steam one can let loose.
Alas, these can easily be solved the Stardom Dreamer's way.
You like to drive like a demon? We will let you do that! And at the same time pit your skills against your fellow drivers.. In a Destruction Derby Arena~~! *gasp* = an adult version of bumper cars.
Swearing at the appropriate time will gain you points for time extension!
Or you think mutilating maids are your cup of tea instead. Not to worry! We can have TAE(BO) workout classes! Not Tae Kwan Do Boxing! That is so yesterday. TAE(BO) is Torturing & Abusing Exercises (Belts Optional)
You can use not only hot oil and iron, we even have brooms, remote controls, forks, pails ensuring a total workout that caters to everyone.
The first one, I'd personally witnessed. They can be your good friends, very tame people whom you know for all your life.
But put them behind a wheel, you would think your army sergant's soul entered their body. Once they put their car into D(emonic) gear, they will turned into the most obnoxious person who starts to talk in the most colorful language about to body's anatomy and parents.
The same goes for maid users. Some of these people are well known and very established in their careers. They had been through and overcome all kind of stressful situations to reach where they are but somehow a maid from overseas is a bit tad difficult to handle.
You need to use cig butts, hot burning oil, iron, all kind of household utensils to stress-test them. Just like the lab coat guy in Dynamo commercial, trying his best to abuse the white shirt.
But there's no Dynamo to relieve the maid.
.
.
.
How come these normal people can all of the suddenly become violence-loving, supremely agitated individuals? Is it the rat race environment? The genetic food that we eat? The polluted air that we breathe? Our education system?
Personally I think Singaporeans are like a piece of highly stretched rubber band. Very tense all the time. "Stretched" by money problems, work demands and relationship problems with partners who are also facing the same shit. A little more pull, SNAP!
In an environment whereby anger can only be vented in front of a keyboard(at best published in The Forum), there is only so much steam one can let loose.
Alas, these can easily be solved the Stardom Dreamer's way.
You like to drive like a demon? We will let you do that! And at the same time pit your skills against your fellow drivers.. In a Destruction Derby Arena~~! *gasp* = an adult version of bumper cars.
Swearing at the appropriate time will gain you points for time extension!
Or you think mutilating maids are your cup of tea instead. Not to worry! We can have TAE(BO) workout classes! Not Tae Kwan Do Boxing! That is so yesterday. TAE(BO) is Torturing & Abusing Exercises (Belts Optional)
You can use not only hot oil and iron, we even have brooms, remote controls, forks, pails ensuring a total workout that caters to everyone.
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